Man and his Brain

A funny take on man-woman relationship....

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Akash was waiting for his love ..
"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up … remember??"
"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her … all moody and stuff …. oh there she is"
"Scold her OK?", his brain advised.
"OK I will try"
Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "I'm sorry honey …. I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"
"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain … "she would have had a nervous breakdown"
Akash ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey . its only half an hour … no problem"
She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember what occasion is today"
"OMG!!!", thought Akash ….
"Brain … search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I don't care about"
Brain got into action … he started delegating work to different parts …. parallel processing .. multiple search ………. complete memory scan.
Sheetal stared at Akash …. "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2 minutes now … u OK?"
"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh .. nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"
"No records found", said the brain …
"Damn!!", thought Akash
"So what say … how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.
Akash is all confused … "Ask her …dumbo?". said the brain
"OK OK …stop pushing me"
"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I can't recall what today is"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she shouted … and started crying.
"How could you forget!! ….. it's my doggy's birthday"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A moment of silence.
His entire brain staff was laughing at him.
Akash was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.
"Damage control sequence initialized … don't worry our specialist will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"
"Better do it fast ..brainy"
The brain was working at 90% capacity …. gathering and analyzing all data on 'How to handle women?'
Finally an answer was computed and communicated to Akash.
He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggy's bday …. how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"
She looked up with utter surprise …
"HUH!!!!!!! ……. Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"
She stood up angrily and left.
Akash and his brain were left there clueless ….
"Ah! screw u guys .. I'm going home", said his brain and left.