Jeheriley Jeheriley PJ's

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
 
can u guess why???
 
 
 
 
 
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try
 
 
 
think!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
donno???
cuz
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles,even if he is declared out???
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A: Hussey..............

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Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey???
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A: Hussey to phasi !!!!

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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?
 
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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..
 
dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...
 
or chor bachh gaya

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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Ek Nazar se b Pyar Hot a hai Maine suna Hai............................................

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Highly complicated PJ
 
Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)

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colour of frequency
 
what is the colour of frequency??
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Purple
 
 
 
 
how ??
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second
 
 
in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore
 
PARPAL
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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .
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King George
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
how ??
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
coin ke dono side rehta hai

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according to movie Sholay who is son of lion.
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.Gabbar bolta hai na
 
holi cub hai
cub hai holi
(cub)